Today in effortless

Into the Gloss outdoes itself. Says today's "Top Shelf" participant:

"[...] I’ve always been pretty low-maintenance with beauty. I’m from England—Cambridgeshire, it’s in the countryside."

[Mentions several luxe skin products.] Sample sentence: "And then I use Valmont cream, which is my favorite, favorite stuff. That I find either find in Paris, or at the Four Seasons here [in New York]."

But that's skin care. Presumably this woman stops there. No makeup?

"I’m not very precious with my makeup."

[Mentions a long list of cosmetics, including two YSL, two Dolce and Gabbana, one Chanel, one Armani.]

A simple country girl, really. Not like us Manhattan-born-and-raised who... I'm not even sure what would outdo this short of the Joan Rivers approach.